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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

mitchell palmer sucks

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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