Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Wenis Penis

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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