- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

My peni s

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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