Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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My Boyfriend

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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