Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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