- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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