- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

what is big and white? Your Mom

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