What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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