What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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