I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Anti Joke

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