- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Justin Bieber

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Men

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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