- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do vampires cross the sea in?

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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