Justin Bieber.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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