- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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