- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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