- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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