- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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