Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Anti Joke

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