Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Knock knock.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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