What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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