- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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