How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Wenis Penis

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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