- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Well this is pointless.....

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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