whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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