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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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