800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Robin get in the batmobile!

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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