- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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