- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

12 niqqa 12.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Who wants $300? Me too.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

civil rights

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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