- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Boxing on Boxing Day

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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