What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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