"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Why do fat people commit suicide

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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