- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

So FDR walks into a bar.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Ask me if im a tree? No

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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