There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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