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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

girls basketball

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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