My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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the holocaust

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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BIG MAC'S

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