- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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