Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Penis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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