eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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