What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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