I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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A storm be brewin!

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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