- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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