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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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