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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Bryson got a concussion...he died

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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