Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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