- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

John lazzaro likes dick

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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