why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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jd and zach loves vigina

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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