How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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when debbie meets downer

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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