Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Heskey time.

silver bullet?

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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