Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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