What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

haha black people :D

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

A man died.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Anti Joke

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