- Anti Joke

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Has u seen my grammar?

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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