Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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