- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

^ That's not even funny ^

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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