- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

time to spruce up!

what's the difference between a duck?

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

batman has diarrhea

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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