Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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