- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Cliterus

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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