What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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Tilt your screen back

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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