- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

whats black and large -me

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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