What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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