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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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