- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

knock knock

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

A blonde dies Lololol

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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