An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Man U

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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