- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

I have a horse.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Morning wood.

my egg roll

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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