- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.