Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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