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Knock Knock Who's There Me

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

A shark ate your mom

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Whats 1+1? The answer!

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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