Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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smell the vitamin C

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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