what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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I like poop in my butt

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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