- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

an american walks out of a strip club.

poop.

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