Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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