Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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