What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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9/11

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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