Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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