Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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