An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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