What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Barack Obama.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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