roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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my mind's eye?

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Happy Monday!

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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