- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Horse.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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