- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Caramel Boing.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Donald Trump.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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