- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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