- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

800 people died last year. end of story

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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