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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

A baby seal walks into a club.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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