why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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well use a tissue!

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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