- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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