- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Lets Go Lakers!

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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