Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

How about that airline food?

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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