- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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