- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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