- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A cat playing laser tag.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Knock knock.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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