cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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How about that airline food?

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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