A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Pianos.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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