- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Women's rights.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

why did the zebra cross the road?

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

you see theres this guy.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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