A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

A storm be brewin!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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