knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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