why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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good looking women

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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people magazine

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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