A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Do you play piano? No

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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