- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

scraggle is in you pillow case

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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