- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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