Why is this joke funny It isn't

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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