- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

ewrg

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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