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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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