- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

you will like this because i am black.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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