Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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