You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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You bumder!

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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