Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Your big dick.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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