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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

OOOOPPS /

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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