- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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