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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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