- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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