- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How High is a Chinese man

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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