- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Click here to end the world.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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