- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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