What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Trump will make America great again.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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