There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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