What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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nickel back

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Women's Rights

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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