- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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