how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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