- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

You were born.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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