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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Your girlfriend.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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