Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What's 9 + 10 19

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What's worse than this That :(

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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