whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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