A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Women's rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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