- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Kyle grund parker coffey

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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