why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

dat shoe shine tho

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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