- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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