Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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