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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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